*Uses scripture to encourage people going through tough times*
*Doesn’t use common sense to use the same scriptures to encourage himself*
I did NOT realize so many people could relate themselves to this. Hmm.
very fucking punny you shits
Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.
and you try to sing along
I thank you for silence. I thank you for the moments where I am left with the thoughts that I cannot get out of my head. In those moments, you expose the frailties, fears, doubts, joys. and strengths of my heart. I thank you for the silence that forces me to consider the realities of the…
If famous writers sent Valentines …