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Why do you assume I wouldn’t eat twenty-two packs of sugar?

yeah really

this is like those anti-music piracy ads that are like “YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A CAR…”

well shit maybe i would

you don’t know me

The first comment. 

even before seeing the comments

i thought

im pretty sure i would eat 22 packs of sugar thank you

above comment

only 22?

more like 100

This assumption that I wouldn’t eat twenty two packets of sugar offends me greatly.

YOU DON’T KNOW ME

YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE

Who do you think you are? Assuming that I limit myself to 22 packages of sugar?

Seriously.  Bitch please, I eat 22 for breakfast.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

YOU DON’T OWN ME

IF I’M GONNA DIE I WANNA STILL BE ME

Instead of carrying a cell phone with me everywhere, I make sure I have sugar packets in my purse.

If they are in cube form, can’t stop won’t stop.

I eat, drink, live sugar.

I am sugar.

I’m on a free sugar diet.

No, not sugar-free. Free sugar. I go around to coffee shops and Pho restaurants consuming all its little sugar packets.

And this is why we have an obesity epidemic.

(Source: beenintherain, via bitchesflocktome)

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2. obsessedxwithxstars reblogged this from wakeupthinspiration and added:

   The reason why I don’t drink sodas. Regular or diet. Both are bad for you.

3. fightingobesity reblogged this from singingmush and added:

   in weeks. It feels strange, but an awful lot better.

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   Oh yeah, that’s why I love soda so much. Drink Water. If I can quit drinking soda and replace it with water, anybody...

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    So you’re saying I shouldn’t add sugar to my Mt. Dew? Screw you. It bubbles when I do that, so I’m not stopping.

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    Hmm, good point.

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    I don’t drink soda, but this is for all those soda freaks out there.

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    I should sue the people who made this poster on false advertising for falsely assuming that people wouldn’t eat twenty...

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